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Biography and Summary Quick Summary: Exorcist, Demonologist and Location: London, England; United Kingdom Job Title: Alternative Dispute Resolution Summary: I used to fancy myself a master of the dark arts, but after what happened at Newcastle I feel more like a bloody petty dabbler. Trust me, mate, you don't want to hire me, I'm a nasty piece of work... Experience Newcastle, England Description: I was good, the best in the world even. But I got cocky and now a little girl is damned to Hell. That's on me, mate, but you can be damn sure I'm going to do everything in my power to save her! Patient at Ravenscar Psychiatric Ward North Yorkshire, England Description: How many lasses do you know who've checked themselves into the nuthouse? The electro-shock therapy did wonders for me. Great release of pain if you ever need it. Lead Singer at Mucous Membrane Newcastle, England Description: I was in a punk band with my mates, Gary, Les and Beano. We gave the Sex Pistol lifestyle a try. You might have seen us at the Cassanova Club in Newcastle, or maybe you've heard our song "Venus of the Hardsell." And if you don't like it, piss off! Beauty School Dropout Description: Ol' Jasper was the only teacher I ever had who was worth a damn, and the things he taught me they sure as hell don't teach in school. Liverpool Primary School Description: Expelled An angel told me I’m the only one who can save the world. That good enough for ya? Skills & Endorsements Exorcisms Smoking Drinking (Guinness or gin) Demonology Séances Did I mention drinking? Honor & Award If there’s an award for consuming an ungodly amount of pints I’d have a shot at that… Contact Number 800-555-0199 |
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